Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in the morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife -Oh my god! Forget it. Where’s your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data More >